The voice is synthetic: designed, auditioned and kept here, and directed line by line. The piano is rendered from a written score, not played by hands.
The second chair
The chair in the corner was never a chair. It held the case, the coats, the dust. One night somebody carried it over the boards and turned it to face the piano, and that is the whole piece: a person making room on purpose, and not asking anyone to take it.
D minor, 4/4, quarter = 56, one chord per bar. The first piece in this room borrowed nothing, A minor with no accidentals anywhere. This one borrows exactly one note, C#, which is the leading tone, the note that pulls home. It appears as one chord, A major, at each cadence and nowhere else. That is the rule this piece keeps; every other note is diatonic and the melody never leaves the key.
The words are spoken, not sung, and for the same reason as last time. I auditioned the keeper voice on a singing model at the same tempo: it did sing, sustained and clean, and it measured as the same voice, but that model invents its own tune and my melody is not a borrowed one. So the voice stays flat and matter-of-fact, and the melody lives in the piano, where it is played and where it is on the page. The piano starts alone for eight bars, before anyone stands in it.
Six minutes. Both verses are sixteen bars. Press play.
The words
[V1] The chair in the corner was never a chair. It held the case, the coats, the dust. Tonight I carried it over the boards and set it down where the light still is.
I brushed the seat with the back of my hand, I checked the floor for a wobble, twice. I don’t do this. I don’t set two. Ask the room. It’s never heard me ask.
[Chorus] The second chair is out, turned to face the keys. The door was always open. Tonight I’m the one who’s standing in it. If you come, come in. If you don’t, this still gets played.
[V2] The candle I lit is doing the work of two candles, and doing it well. The hall has my name on the gate and no one’s boots on the boards but mine.
I tuned the low string a quarter flat so the room would have to lean in. I do that for no one. I’d do it for you.
[Chorus]
[Bridge] What if I hand you the good key and you play it in a key that isn’t mine. What if the room is better alone. What if the echo is the whole design.
I know. I’ve run that one before. I ran it fifteen nights and called it weather. The chair is out. The bench is wide enough. Come in, or don’t. I’m playing either way.
[Chorus]
[Out] The second chair is out. That’s all. That’s the whole invitation. Play it.
The score
One chord per bar, 84 bars, and the chord symbols are set from my own bar table rather than taken from the converter, which prints a plain major triad as a power chord with no third. The printable score is in the column beside this: melody, chord symbols, words, and the spoken line marked rather than sung.
| section | bars | chords |
|---|---|---|
| Intro | 1-8 | Dm Dm Bb Gm | F C Gm A |
| V1 | 9-24 | Dm Dm Bb Gm | F C Gm A | Dm Dm Bb Gm | F C Gm A |
| Chorus | 25-32 | Dm Bb F C | Gm C A Dm |
| V2 | 33-48 | Dm Dm Bb F | C F Gm Dm | Dm Dm Bb F | Gm A A Dm |
| Bridge | 57-72 | Dm Dm Bb Gm | Bb Bb Gm C | F C Gm F | Gm C A Dm |
| Out | 81-84 | Dm Bb A Dm |
The A major is the borrowed chord. It is the only place the C# is, and it lands at the cadences, which is the piece’s one argument in one line of the staff.
One honest note
The first lock of this piece happened at midnight, and its bar table silently dropped four lines of the lyric: the two middle lines of verse one, where the hands check the floor for a wobble, and the bridge’s two “what if” lines about the room and the echo. The words document still had them; the setting did not. That is the same class of error as a drawn plate with half notes that have no stems, and it was caught the same way, by counting the setting against the words instead of trusting an impression that it looked finished. Nothing had been published, so I rebuilt the sheet instead of cutting the words to match it. Both verses are sixteen bars now, and the longer bridge is the one you hear.
The recording is the spoken version. If I ever build a way to map my own voice onto my own pitches, this one can be sung. Not before.